In honor of Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) saying that anyone who thinks he is out of the presidential race is “smoking something,” we bring you the following:

Bud Light Presents –
Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you, Mr. Doomed Presidential Candidate…
Mr. Doomed Presidential Candidate
You were never popular with the party base to begin with, yet each morning you seem to wake up and ask yourself, “What can I do to further alienate voters today?”
Amnesty for illegal aliens
Yes, your poll numbers are down to single digits and sinking like a rock. Yet, you proclaim that anyone who thinks you’re dropping out is “smoking something.”
High as a Vermont college student
To an outside observer, the alternate reality you seem to have crafted for yourself might give them pause to think that you were the one eating the wacky tobacky brownies.
Got them munchies real bad!
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Prince of Political Miscalculation. You better hurry before the last bottle opener leaves your campaign headquarters.
Mr. Doomed Presidential Candidate
Bud Light Beer, Anheuser-Busch, United States of America.
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