D.J. McGuire over on The Right-Wing Liberal blog has launched his Warnerese-to-English translator. Never again do you have to be confused about what Marky Mark is saying and what he actually means!
For example:
Seven years ago I asked you – the people of our Commonwealth – to give me a chance to serve as your Governor. I was a job applicant, asking you to hire me.
Seven years ago, I saw that the GOP was ripping itself apart and saw a perfect opportunity to finally fulfill my political ambitions.
. . .
In our third year, we traveled the Commonwealth, holding an honest discussion with Virginians about what they expected from state government. In the end, Republicans and Democrats came together and we fixed the budget mess.
In our third year, when Chichester and Potts asked for the moon; I fell down on my knees and thanked God for my good fortune. I went around the state promising I’d only raise taxes half as much as those clowns, and the rest is history.
We brought more fairness to our tax system.
We told those fools in Northern Virginia that if they paid even more through the nose, that we would use the money to fix roads – and they fell for it.
And it only gets better… Head on over to RWL and check it out.
Filed under: 2008 Elections, Marky Mark, Virginia Politics
