Mark Warner Thinks You’re An Inbred Moron…
Recent posts on Rappahannock Red and Bloggers 4 Bob Marshall led us to speed up the release of our “alternate cut” for the video to accompany Marky Mark’s bluegrass music campaign theme song. This time, we dig into the lyrics of the song — talk of “mountain people,” “stills” and “coal mines” — and come up with but one conclusion –
If you live south of the Rappahannock River, you are an Inbred Moron in Mark Warner’s mind.
So, without further pause, we bring you Mark Warner’s campaign theme song from 2001 that he is once again recycling in 2008. The song that single-handedly will set back economic development in rural Virginia by 75 years…
While you’re at it, please be sure to vote in our poll at the top left of the site as to whether you think that Marky Mark is a liar or a moron. (Sorry, the option of “both” is not being offered as we suspected most people would select that one and we’re trying to decide upon one or the other.)
Filed under: 2008 Elections, Marky Mark, Virginia Politics, YouTube
Love the new cut! I can see in my mind a clip at the end of Hillrey Clintin talkin’ in her ’southern voice’ to emphasize how the Dems are so BAD at being humble and in touch with ‘real folk’, and just how good they are at hiding from their true liberal-elitist core.
In what way is Mark Warner the Hebrew of the Hills?
That line is actually “Hero of the Hills”…
I’m surprised Marky Mark doesn’t just trot out Ned Beatty from “Deliverance” and have him “squeal like a pig.”
Damn, someone beat me to a reference to Deliverance.
hehe ditto- beat me to it!
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