Albert “The Trashman” Pollard is feeling pretty complacent today in his reelection race. Apparently, he only has his eye on Catherine “The Oklahoma City Bombing Truther” Crabill and not on the surging write-in candidacy of Ham Sandwich. Today, Pollard had planned on earning his nickname as he goes around the district picking up trash –
Warsaw
8:30 AM-10 AM, October 31st
Intersection of Highway 360 and Highway 3 in the BP parking lot.Montross
10:30 AM-11:30 AM, October 31st
Montross Food Lion Parking Lot, 18044 Kings HighwayKing George
12 PM-1 PM, October 31st
Peace Lutheran Church Parking Lot, 5590 Kings Highway
However, one of his longtime friends has passed away and Del. Pollard will be attending the funeral instead. Our condolences go out to him for his loss.
That being said, if you live in the 99th Dist., be sure to tell all your family, friends and neighbors to write-in Ham Sandwich for Delegate this Tuesday!
Filed under: 2009 Elections, Al "The Trashman" Pollard, Ham Sandwich























