We Call it Mini-Tank
Tim, this is great. Let me show you how we have reduced the Department of Defense budget. We made the tanks smaller.
We use short people to drive them. The great news is short people eat less so we don’t have to feed them as much. You will learn all about this stuff when you join me in the Senate. We will be such an awesome team. We can shrink everything and save this country. Just look at what our buddy Terry has done with cars. Sure it may look like a clown car, but it’s going to save the world. We can do the same thing with the military. Just keeping making things smaller and all our problems will be solved.
6 Responses to “We Call it Mini-Tank”
That’s what bipartisan sequestration produces.
Timmy! is acquiring quite the gut there, isn’t he?
That would definitely disqualify him for office.
Looks DO count.
I’m not saying that. I’m just surprised. Maybe too many corndogs on the campaign trail!
I understand the plan is to hire the actors who played Ewoks in Return of the Jedi to drive them. They will be led by R2-D2 himself, Kenny Baker.
At least Timmy doesnt look and act like Cowboy George. btw, the cowboy was supposed to be at the Latino festival in Manassas at 1 pm yesterday……….i was there til 3….no show………….Sen Colgan was there………….
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