Posts from the ‘Ham Sandwich’ category

Jim Geraghty Float’s Ham Sandwich’s Name For MO U.S. Sen.

It was bound to happen.  In times of trouble, the eyes of the nation turn towards Hamilton “Ham” Sandwich, Esq. for stability and reassurance.  Now, Jim…

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PAUL EBERT CAN’T BEAT THE MEAT LIKE HE USED TO!

PWC Commonwealth’s Attorney Paul Ebert had 692 write-in votes against him in 2007.  In 2011, there were 810.  In both instances, the vast majority of those…

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Write-In Ham Sandwich for PWC Commonwealth’s Attorney

Tomorrow we will find out if long-time PWC Commonwealth’s Attorney Paul Ebert can still beat the meat when he faces off against the surging write-in candidacy…

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Lateef Couldn’t Pay His Bills, But He Could Donate Thousands To Democrat Candidates?

The News & Messenger unloads on Dr. Babur Lateef, candidate for Prince William County Board Chairman against Corey Stewart next Tuesday.  Lateef, who was foolish enough…

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Interesting Findings In The Latest PWC Campaign Finance Reports

VPAP has the latest campaign finance filings for Prince William County.  Here are some interesting nuggets: Chairman’s race – Corey Stewart holds a more than 2-1…

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More Paul Ebert Incompetence

Think it was bad that PWC Commonwealth’s Attorney Paul Ebert screwed up a capital murder conviction by withholding evidence?  Well, turns out that it gets even…

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Ham Sandwich: “If Ebert wants another term, he’s going to have to beat the meat!”

Exciting news in PWC!  Hamilton “Ham” Sandwich, Esq., who received over 700 write-in votes during the 2007 election, has apparently stepped back into the ring for…

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Paul Ebert Watch: Day 4

It has been four days since the story first broke here on Virginia Virtucon that Prince William Commonwealth’s Attorney Paul Ebert allegedly has initiated a criminal…

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Paul Ebert Gives The Press The Silent Treatment

It appears that we have an answer as to where Prince William County Commonwealth’s Attorney Paul Ebert’s loyalties lie.  At least three reporters from separate news media…

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Ham Sandwich Would Never Do What Paul Ebert Is Going To Do On Friday Night

If you’re running for a county-wide office, one would think that you would at least announce your reelection campaign IN the county you are seeking election.…

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Ebert Downgrades Attempted Murder Charge To Misdemeanor Reckless Driving

PWC Commonwealth’s Attorney Paul Ebert is at it again.  This time, he downgrades an attempted murder charge to misdemeanor reckless driving! A year ago, in March 2010,…

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Threat of a Rematch with Ham Sandwich forces Paul Ebert to act wisely

A month ago, we told you about how Prince William County Commonwealth’s Attorney Paul Ebert was setting himself up to blow the prosecution of Carlos Martinelly…

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Obama +1 Over Ron Paul In New Rasmussen Poll; Ham Sandwich for President?

Very interesting numbers here in the latest Rasmussen poll. Pit maverick Republican Congressman Ron Paul against President Obama in a hypothetical 2012 election match-up, and the…

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“Excellent…”

Who got the most write-in votes for Mayor of NYC last month during the election?  Montgomery Burns from “The Simpsons.” So, how many did he get?…

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D.C. Sniper Executed

John Allen Muhammad, the D.C. sniper, has been executed here in Virginia.  Muhammad was convicted in a case that even Hamilton “Ham” Sandwich, Esq. could have…

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99th district: Make sure you write in Ham Sandwich for Delegate.

The 99th district is at an important milestone. Will our district continue to support the tax-hiking policies of the current Delegate, Albert Pollard, or will we…

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The Trashman Returns!!!

Albert “The Trashman” Pollard is feeling pretty complacent today in his reelection race.  Apparently, he only has his eye on Catherine “The Oklahoma City Bombing Truther”…

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NEW VCU Poll: McDonnell +18; Time To Institute The Mercy Rule?

Another day, another poll showing Creigh “What’s In Your Wallet?” Deeds losing by nearly 20 points.  This time it is the VCU poll showing Bob McDonnell…

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NOVA FOP Hosts GOP Candidates

Today, the Northern Virginia Fraternal Order of Police Coalition hosted statewide GOP candidates Bob McDonnell, Bill Bolling and Ken Cuccinelli, as well as House of Delegate…

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Ham Sandwich asks the National Rifle Association to reconsider their endorsement of Albert Pollard.

The campaign of Hamilton “Ham” Sandwich, Esq. released the following statement on the news of the National Rifle Association’s (NRA) endorsement of Delegate Albert Pollard: “I…

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We Ask That Del. Saxman Reconsider…

Fred2Blue is reporting that Del. Chris Saxman has endorsed Del. Albert “The Trashman” Pollard for reelection over Catherine “Tinfoil Hat” Crabill in the 99th Dist.  While…

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Ham Sandwich declares for Delegate in the 99th!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HAMILTON “HAM” SANDWICH, ESQ. LAUNCHES WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN FOR 99TH DISTRICT HOUSE OF DELEGATES SEAT CAROLINE COUNTY, VA – Hamilton “Ham” Sandwich, Esq. today…

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