Breaking News! Michaele Salahi’s been kidnapped!

Tariq Salahi has reported to the police in Warren Virginia that his wife Michaele has been abducted. The Salahi’s are owners of Oasis Winery in Hume VA. The family became famous for having a long drawnout lawsuit against his parents over ownership of the winery. The winery ceased operating during that time. Later the Salahis crashed a White House State Dinner, and then became stars of the “Real Housewives of Washington DC”. They are also known for owing money to numerous people and the counties of Loudoun VA and Montgomery County MD. Over thirty lawsuits have been filed against them. More information here.

Tariq Salahi is concerned that the Warren police are not taking this abduction seriously. duh. Ya think?