Million Muppet March Falls 999,000 Short Of Its Goal

The so-called Million Muppet March created to protest Mitt Romney’s call to eliminate federal funding for PBS, including the multi-million dollar merchandising juggernaut called Sesame Street, attracted only 1,000 people. So, the answer to the question of “Am I a man or a muppet?” has apparently been resoundingly answered with the former and not the latter.