I would like to thank all those people who voted for Barack Obama. You are going to save me a lot of money in 2014.
Since ObamaCare was passed I have seen my health insurance premiums increase year-after-year. Last year, to make my monthly premiums reasonable, I increased my deductible to $5000. With such a high deductible I can’t actually afford to go to the doctor, so I have ignored many of my aches and pains, which in turn, saves me money. But this is only a fraction of the savings I can thank you for.
The real benefits kick in when I get my premium rate increases in 2014. All the major insurance companies are announcing when ObamaCare is fully implemented, insurance premiums for individuals and small businesses will double, again! In 2014, I figure the monthly health insurance premiums for my family of four will be approaching half of my take home pay.
Since my deductible is about as high as it can go I will have no other choice but to drop my health insurance all together. And that is where you are saving me money, albeit a small mandate penalty tax I have to pay for that privilege! Thank you.
Our benevolent (with other people’s money) leader has also given me the false hope I will still get health care coverage. With the wave of his magic wand he forces insurance companies to cover pre-existing conditions! So if, no when, something major goes wrong I will just stroll down to my local insurance company (if there are any left) and demand them to take care of me.
Isn’t Socialism great! [sic]