MTV killed the video star…

The look on Will Smith’s kids’ faces says it all about Miley Cyrus’s performance at the MTV Video Music Awards last night. Shock. Horror. Disbelief. Confusion. Fright. Finally, MTV killed the video star… I haven’t seen looks on faces like that since it was announced Ben Affleck was the new Batman.

John Mellencamp’s Kids Accused Of Beating Someone Up While Suckin’ On A Chili Dog Outside The Tastee Freeze…

Here’s a little ditty, about Hud and Speck Two arrogant kids growin’ up with a famous dad Speck stepped on the porch of a Bloomington man And punched him in the face Believin’ he’d been hit by him earlier that evenin’ Court documents say the brothers and another 19-year-old man “Punched, kicked and stomped” the… More John Mellencamp’s Kids Accused Of Beating Someone Up While Suckin’ On A Chili Dog Outside The Tastee Freeze…

Disney Buys Lucasfilm; Star Wars Ep. VII In 2015

To quote Vice Idiot Joe Biden, “This is a big f***ing deal.” Kathleen Kennedy, current Co-Chairman of Lucasfilm, will become President of Lucasfilm, reporting to Walt Disney Studios Chairman Alan Horn. Additionally she will serve as the brand manager for Star Wars, working directly with Disney’s global lines of business to build, further integrate, and maximize… More Disney Buys Lucasfilm; Star Wars Ep. VII In 2015

Rappers For Romney?

“I’m a Republican voting for Mitt Romney / You lazy b*****s is f***ing up the economy” – Nicki Minaj in the song “Mercy” that appears on Lil Wayne’s new mixtape release, Dedication 4

RIAA Sues Defunct File Sharing Company For “All The Money In The World”

Who the heck is running the Recording Industry Association of America these days? Frickin’ Dr. Evil? Who sues a defunct company for $72 TRILLION?  All the money in the world right now is only $76.25 trillion. They may as well sued for “1 billion, gagillion, fafillion, shabolubalu million illion yillion … yen.” U.S. District Court Judge Kimba Wood of… More RIAA Sues Defunct File Sharing Company For “All The Money In The World”

R.I.P. Donna Summer

Donna Summer, the Queen of Disco, has passed away.  She died at the age of 63 from lung cancer, possibly caused by inhaling toxic particles in NYC on 9/11. This was the final song played at our wedding reception, picked out by my wife and I.

D.O.D. Hates S.H.I.E.L.D., Loves Big BATTLESHIP Pegs And Rihanna

The Department of Defense stopped cooperating with Marvel’s “The Avengers” film production because they couldn’t figure out what their relationship with the fictional S.H.I.E.L.D. organization was supposed to be. [A]ccording to U.S. Defense Department Hollywood liaison Phil Strub, it became confusing to the powers that be where, exactly, the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics… More D.O.D. Hates S.H.I.E.L.D., Loves Big BATTLESHIP Pegs And Rihanna

Heh, heh, heh… Like. They’re back. Or something.

Beavis and Butt-Head return with all new episodes tonight at 10 p.m. on MTV.  These are the first new ones to air since 1997. In the premiere episode (Thursday at 10/9c on MTV), the pair sees Twilight and they decide to “get chicks” by becoming supernatural creatures themselves. So they ask a homeless guy with… More Heh, heh, heh… Like. They’re back. Or something.

In Austin Powers news…

The actor who played Dr. Evil’s henchman Random Task (the guy who threw a shoe) in the first Austin Powers film is in prison and is suspected of killing his cellmate.  No word on whether he used a shoe to do the deed.

Salahis Go Their “Separate Ways”

Contrary to initial reports yesterday that celebutard Michaele Salahi was kidnapped, it turns out that she has apparently left her husband Tariq for Neal Schon, lead guitarist for the band Journey.  It seems the Salahis have gone their “Separate Ways” and she is on a “Journey” with  Schon to Tennessee. Tariq said “Only The Young”… More Salahis Go Their “Separate Ways”